ABOVE SCENE FROM THOUGHT TENSION
Just a thought:
‘IF YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN THIS WORLD, TALK NONSENSE’
PHANTACRACKY
O’er whence thou bist in shlockly brud
dus thork thy crocker sikki fin
ai glass glow scrottis ruin dram
the phantacracky’s bin
wot beastis cror by crool deser
thy grandest faer the grickling stone
come forth my phantacracky munst
fly floadeling thru the mist
with wings thy sky ripping to fregs
thru waves of blackeye drudest dread
his eyes of demonical shoon
see through the bloodeye moon
and wistful phantacracky crees
so lonely he the fizzle finds
to spice and kill he blights my vril
satanic spells the mind
OUGHT EINSTEIN
Ought Einstein one night in fit of despair
Be Albert
Thought Albert
Thought Einstein
Ought Einstein
Seek relative peace in the juiciest pear
On a cloud burst
Thought Albert
Thought Einstein
I am thinking too much of the dust in the air
I am sinking such thoughts full of lust I can’t bear
To be Albert
Thought Albert
Thought Einstein
What the hell does it matter if I stand on my nose
When my nose is so square that it MC’s my toes
In an equal amount to the energy flows
That are Albert
Thought Albert
Thought Einstein
In a particle dropped in the path of a wave
So that gravity seemed to escape from the grave
In a manner which just will not seem to behave
Like it should
For an Albert
Thought Albert
Thought Einstein
Oh the quantum conundrum will just not lay to rest
And the strings are akin to the strings on my vest
What a test
For an Albert
Thought Albert
Thought Einstein
As he pondered the mysteries of time dilation
Of railways leaving the train on the station
What a mess
Thought Albert
Thought Einstein
I’m as big as a person could ever become
But as small as an atom that’s halfway undone
Ought Albert
Thought Einstein
Reverse the procedure take the money and run
Ought Albert
Thought Albert
Be Einstein
GOLLY GOSH 